Monday, February 27, 2006

Girdle For My Husband



long history. Let me start start and will try not to miss any details.

In Bali we flew in a six - Alek, Agata with Maciek, Peter, Charles and me. After the turn, a few words about each.

Alka already know, my friend, described and photographed in the previous section. With Alek have in your account to travel to China two years ago, and now we are so fortunate that we have seen in Asia once again. As usual had a great time and here greetings Alusia - horny, you were able to arrive:).























Alek:)






















Alek version thoughtfully romantic. We were sitting in a restaurant on the beach, a few dozen meters from where a few months ago a bomb exploded. At that time did not know it.



Agata with Maciek

Agata is studying in our school for the second year BBA and Maciek is a graduate and a private entrepreneur. They are quite the original pair, as Maciek, with a little persistence and a lack of imagination (but in the UK was the case, as this is possible) could be the father of Agatha - 10 years age difference - Agata 21, Maciek 31st Also a lot traveling, Maciek worked for half a year once in Singapore, the city he knew very well, Agata in Asia was the first time. Agata is przesympatyczną dziewyną, and also the official face of our scholars (rightly, if I may add), can also be say that we spent the holidays with a future star:) As far as Maciek, you see I do not like to fly, afraid of and it was a big problem for him, because he travels a lot, and the doctor prescribed him a wonderful preparation called xanax. For what it happens, I do not know and probably no one knows except the manufacturer, but since I started using xanax, Maciek had some remarkable soaring adventure. Theoretically xanax works, so that you are not afraid of anything and just fall asleep. Maciek Practice shows, however some side effects, which are not necessarily inform the manufacturer in large type. Well, after xanaxie, yes, you are not afraid and usually go to sleep, but before I fall asleep, then you can experience the whole range of various sensations, such as Maciek happened already to get up on the plane over Warsaw kołującym and yell "This is my home, where I live, look, look, Marszałkowska there left, hyp!, then right ... right ... I live there! MY HOUSE !!!!" Or wait for the reception of cases and failed to reach its three-lap belt in a row - you are so fooled that you can see how your case is coming to you, you reach in, but before the hand reaches the tape, This case is far away, and you only what you finish you think is "nieeee zdąąąąąążęęęęę jeeeej sięęęęęgnąąąąąć::). Also, as some of you are afraid to fly, on the other hand is not afraid to fly: DD, I recommend xanax.: D

















Maciek

















Agata. Balinese sun, ignored, there is no mercy even for the Face Kozminski:)


Peter

Peter - hmmm. The Piotrek I do not know what to do. Peter escapes models. Interesting coincidence. You could look at Piotr http://w8.grono.net/users/36482/detail/ here or on the photos below. Peter is an avid and avowed adventurer goes somewhere where he can, it was his fourth time in Asia (for Alka third, and they go almost head to head), and his guiding motto in life is to "Earn Points". Peter caught We all habit of setting itself everywhere membership cards, loyalty, Priority Club, frequent flier, Miles & More, etc, etc. He has per mile loaded during all his travels can be free to fly to Brazil (and back, so it was not), also aims at support of their case is strong evidence. In addition to setting up membership cards Peter likes to use all suitable occasions to A) get something ponadprogramowego, B) just to gain anything by complaining, C) do something at a promotional price, and D) enrichment time to themselves and those in their immediate (and sometimes still) around . For example when stay in a good hotel in India, Peter decided to win some extra points from the Intercontinental, so crawled on his knees with the camera for the sink in his teeth, then took photos of just the back of the sink, next to the wall, which no visitor had najmiejszego right to see, because was absolutely inaccessible to ordinary guests, and a place which was on a little obdrapanej paint, he did have photos of other minimum condition that at the appropriate angle zoom and inexcusable gave the impression of a five star hotel, and sent InterContinentalowi long letter in which he expressed their sincere outrage that, as is, sir, I will choose the girl to India to celebrate our anniversary (of course you can guess how much of the truth), and here is such a thing, paint, holes, no I do not know, I I am a regular customer of your network, and suddenly sprawiliście that I wanted to move to the competition and that InterContinentalu felt worse than a hostel, sir. Well, I got, teased, write a number of these points there, Priority Club ( because InterContinental is one of the club PriorityClub, or for spending the night in it gets a certain number of points which then can be converted to miles in one of the airline alliances, it is better to take the points and then convert to miles, because if you convert to a different ekstrasy, and you're immediately took on the mile, the less you work as well, besides the InterContinentalu is so that, regardless of how many nights you stay, you get 1500 points, and Four Seasons, you get points for each night in a hotel plus what you spent too can turn into points, which later replaced by the actual miles. And sometimes, as is the promotion, it pays to choose a different hotel, because the points count double, and recently even admitted triple Hyatt miles, although it is not quite so, because as you get into such a membership card in France, you get points is always 100% and 100% miles, and from other countries sometimes give you 50 or 25%, you have to see the Terms and Conditions as applying for a card. And how to get 100% of the miles it is known that the faster you'll get silver status and allows you to silver status, eg instant-check-in, or you do not have to wait until you can find room for you, but once you enter and go, but to maintain this status , you must have, depending on the alliance, from 15.000 to 25.000 or 40 flights every year, otherwise lost, and you start from the beginning ). Certainly Here are many facts wrong, it's about substance. In general, Peter is a boy, loud and rather not be in his company does not know everything about the best, cheapest and most convenient forms of travel. I praise him for it.

















remember kids - whatever happens and earn points

Well, I'm with Charles of it all. This is just Fantastic Six went to the conquest of Bali. Peter (no because who) left a wyszperał niereklamowaną promotion in InterContinentalu, also slept in a really fantastic hotel (we paid 25% of the normal price, because, first, the off-season, after the second bomb, also the prices have gone down, no, and thirdly, the promotion), and in the end for stay in a beautiful, five-star hotel as we paid for a normal star. A hotel ... Mhmmm .. The most beautiful hotel I have ever put your foot. Feet. Both. I'm not much of a luxury traveler and not normally around in the high-end these places also had a great comparison, but nevertheless it What I saw in the hotel, has deprived me of breath for quite a while. Beautiful interiors, breathtaking views, all-encompassing atmosphere of luxury in the tropics - something that could really write a poem. I'll show you pictures:)
















Our hotel in the tropics









































It's the gong is struck in which to come Boye. Charlie hits on the picture.

















Lobby








































view inside the hotel

















Bowl with black sand, which stood near the elevators

















green areas between buildings away. Walked there, to the delight of guests, including black swans and large raptors (probably had the meter in length with a tail, and comparable to those who live in our apartment)

















one of the seven or eight pools. On the left a house with great mattresses, on which you would spend half his life. On the right bar, where the only way led by the pool and at which you would spend the second half. In the background the ocean.

















This bar

















Transportation drinks from the bar on mattresses

















Last post the ocean.

















But here the beach, ocean and west capricious, Balinese sun.

















Mini "shrine" on the beach. The hotel offered the organization of weddings. During our brief stay we saw two or three. Commercial, but the original and romantic.
























Life in Bali is sometimes even more stressful than the one in Singapore.

















Pańswo Would you like to try sushi?
























A and, yes, thank you. And poking me some points?

































Poland trip led by Peter goes basening grow.

















Arbour. If someone cared about privacy, you may close the curtains, pull out your favorite book and drain.

















fountain with flowers at the ears

















Alek chillout



















Hotel night
















The world is mine by Aleksander Mrozek

















YMCA pool, but we forgot that the picture will be vice versa, also ACMY :)

















Photographer CROCODILE slogan: D

















And here, in turn, was a slogan I'M BAD AND YOU'll get

















food was a work of art - it looked like a work of art, tasted like a work of art and cost as a work of art; /
























While others enjoyed the island, I watched for the coming tsunami. Life.

















do not want to mess with these people.

















Breakfast. It begins with yet another gray day LOL

















friends
























zahibernujcie odmroźcie me and when the world will not be wars and diseases!


















Flower in a towel:)
























Alek in the distance



















engulfing atmosphere of the place I


This was the our hotel, so do not even endeavored to the descriptions, and so he is not even part of oddałyby what you see in the pictures.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Pic Of Shaved Vajinas

The Singapore Zoo (I said that I will not run away)

Ta-Tarare-tam-tam-tamtamtam,
tamtam there there there, there
-ta-ram, there tataaaaaaam!

Yes, yes, yes! There you are wrong! After a long, two-week break at the end of the back, also masses of our die-hard fans can finally breathe! Since the last update'a lasted very intensive search for new themes and I can already tell you - you will not get bored! :))

But seriously, we have to tell you a lot. Since the last entry in outrageously long time has passed and we wanted you here to apologize We got that you wait so long - two weeks! - For the next part of our adventure. It's not that nothing happened, which could serve as an interesting material for the update, you just did not have a moment of free time to sit down and write something, because she chased the other one share, and that the school had something to do, and somewhere to go, somewhere to call someone to meet and from all that writing a blog has become a very good luxury, which only now I can devote. O, as well. I missed this too:) And the most important

reason for both Charles and I were recently occupied, was that he finally just awaited season visits! Over the past two weeks the population of our small Polish community in the wild in Asia grew almost exponentially in progress, ie the first doubled, because Peter came and Alek (on the same flight and the same lines, so that day after day), and after a few days increased (population) by half with the arrival of Agatha and Maciek ( me no nice geometric pace, oh, Jurek Jurek - ed.). I am most looking forward to come Alka (http://w8.grono.net/users/56230/detail/) because it is a personal friend of mine, and the rest either did not know I knew very briefly, but there it turned out that everyone is fantastic, even Peter, and we had a really crazy 10 days, which will remain in my memory for a long . Well, we played by the wonderful 10 days. Generally, they can stay (which incidentally is not over yet, but that in a moment) fall into two main parts - Singapore and Bali, because that is where all six players went for the trip, the operating assumption presented in three words: leisure- pleasure-beach. But after the turn.

And so we look at all of Alek:


















In Singapore, we spent the Alek before leaving for Bali miserable two days, and inevitably our sightseeing opportunities were severely limited. But - BUT - beware! - Went to the zoo in the end, and officially I can say with a clear conscience that all Singaporean must see I counted! Zoo turned out to be amazing, Singaporeans boast that they are the best zoo in the world (small digression - they all love this phrase the best in the world have so many things best in the world that the end - the best duty free airport in the world, best airlines, the best zoo, the best students - although my opinion on the latter already expressed here somewhere before, and nothing since then has not changed.) So the zoo is far from the city of Singapore-a big chunk, and all around there is totally nothing but jungle. Very, very interesting concept executed zoo. Maybe not so much when it comes to animals, well, because too much in the news conjure up the world of biology are not able, even with such a hi-techowym facilities that they have here and is known to be a tiger, elephant and giraffe, not a Tyrannosaurus rex, pterodactyl, and saber-tooth, but when it comes to the entire coating such as zoo looks like it is built, the plants grow all around, as some animals are not from you at all separated, so that you can step on skunksowi eg the tail, if you're an idiot finite D, and above all quiet and peaceful there , you really have to say that he feels that he is a truly tropical jungle, away from civilization. Not like in the Warsaw Zoo, where, standing in a cage with tigers, you can, with luck, strength and technique, shoot from a sling in the standing in traffic near the bus transportation. Singapore Zoo is przechilloutowe. Sometimes we had a sizeable constipation, to overcome some of the trails, take a look:

















was not easy

















who comes next?

















photographer with the talent & model = doomed to experience success; PPP

















Singapore, the rule of law, for which there do you break threaten draconian penalties

















Pole in Singapore
























want to mess with the white guy?


And now the story. Before entering the zoo had a chance to watch the various performances, including a performance by dancers from a group of Malaysian jungle. They were amazing, and so spit that fire, shouting something to you, etc. Well, but see for yourself:

































pish!
Everything was nice and beautiful until you select "volunteers" to the tricks of the crowd.



















here the trouble began. The above picture should be a graphic interpretation of the saying "the good face of bad games."


At first shy and scared with time awakened in me the animal stage, and please, just look at what wyczyniałem as soon as I got to the scene:
















started with simple tricks, the these species that makes up every morning to wake up. In the following tricks of the horror Alek forgot to press the trigger on the camera, there are no photos.


















Immediately after the presentation of a crowd of dancers The poses Raging Tiger of the jungle have removed me from the scene, jealous of the attentive crowd, which inevitably would be lost for my unbridled expression.

Now, who still says white people can not jump?


















World Press Photo 2005,
third prize in the category Nature

















World Press Photo 2005 award in the category
Culinary

















World Press Photo 2005,
prize in the category of Emotions


















in the bush need to be vigilant. The enemy may lurk behind every bush.
























before corporations can not escape

short length and for being all about me, terrible. By long, about the whole band and adventure in Bali. I have to study a little bit, so I will publish the parts, sorry:)